dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

Should I use this

Quality & Safety

A
Description quality
95%
Schema completeness
83%
Naming quality
95%
Poisoning risk
100%
Permission match
100%
Protocol compliance
100%

Based on automated analysis of tool definitions and protocol compliance.

Context Cost

~290Tokens (tool definitions)
~374 BTypical response size
Minimal attention impact (0.23% of 128k context)

This is the approximate number of tokens consumed each time the server's tools are loaded into a model's context. Higher counts reduce the attention available for other tasks.

Install

One-Click Install

Add this to your `claude_desktop_config.json` file:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Remote endpoints

https://dopamineshopping.com/mcpstreamable-http

What it can do

Tool inventory

Tools (4)

🟢 Read-only🟡 Write🔴 Delete⚪ Unknown
🟢search_products(query, category)

Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.

Input Schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "query": {
      "type": "string",
      "description": "name or keyword"
    },
    "category": {
      "type": "string",
      "enum": [
        "games",
        "tech",
        "beleza",
        "moda",
        "casa"
      ]
    }
  }
}
🟢get_product(id)

Get details of one product by id (from search_products).

Input Schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "id": {
      "type": "string"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "id"
  ]
}
⚪buy(product_id, address)

'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.

Input Schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "product_id": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "address": {
      "type": "string",
      "description": "any address — the package 'travels' there"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "product_id"
  ]
}
🟢track_order(order_id)

Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Input Schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "order_id": {
      "type": "string"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "order_id"
  ]
}

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